It's crazy that we've been doing this for so long and are just now getting around to a straight-up 'internet' episode. From outdated tech to social media to testing our meme knowledge, we go deep into our cringy pasts and discuss the impact of the world wide web.
Ep. 50 - Goals with Alex Gervasi (Goals and Ghouls)
We’re joined this week by Alex Gervasi, a radio personality and podcast host in her own right, who's ready to chat about her road to success, plans for the future, and ghosts... yup, she's got ghost stories, you guys.
Ep. 49 - Snacks with Stephen Cusato (Fighting Fatassness)
Stephen Cusato of ‘Not Another Cooking Show’ joins us this week to discuss the highs and lows of snacking. His palate might be more sophisticated than either of ours but at least we can all agree on one thing... Red Vines are the frickin’ worst.
Ep. 48 - Sports! (Grab Your No. 3 Pencils)
Whether you're playing them or screaming about them from the comfort of your sofa, just about everyone has an opinion on sports... unless you don't, which I guess is an opinion itself. This week, we break into a sweat arguing about frisbees, fandom, and MMA fighting.
Ep. 47 - Gettin' Around (Clubbing Cars with Straight Bars)
How we get from place to place has changed a lot over the years, not only because we're adults but because transportation technology is straight-up crazy now. Uber allowances, driverless cars, electric scooters everywhere... BUT WHERE ARE THE JETPACKS?
Ep. 46 - Mornings (Felix and His Second Wife, Linda)
Coffee, breakfast burritos, the snooze button... there are plenty of things to love about starting another day, but how does the experience compare to when we were growing up?
Ep. 45 - Fashion Trends (Revenge of the Gucci Boys)
Like it or not, fashion choices affect how we are perceived by everyone around us. But are we more in tune with what looks good nowadays compared to when we were growing up? *confidently adjusts puka shell necklace*
Ep. 44 - Summertime (Dad Keeps Tea Bagging)
Everyone looks back on summertime as that sweet reprieve from school and responsibilities, when we lived on our bikes and sweated until we couldn't sweat anymore. Now that we're grownups, does it even compare?
Ep. 43 - Fighting (Bury Me Next To The Other Jordan)
We know. We have no business talking about this topic. But if you think we don't have some damn opinions about it, you got another thing comin', bub. Come listen to our laundry list of tussles and kerfuffles, and how we managed to survive.
Ep. 42 - Stress (My Butthole Forever)
Dealing with stress is tricky, but it seems to get easier as we get older. We learn to use the different tools at our disposal (i.e., werewolf transformations, Shrek calendars, Wakandan bidets, etc.) to eventually overcome.
Ep. 41 - Mischief (How To Eat A Baby)
It's not quite bad or illegal... it's mischief. Testing boundaries and seeing how far you can go before getting into trouble. But was this experience better as a kid when those boundaries were abundant, or now that we're adults when we can do whatever the heck we want?
Ep. 40 - Nerd Culture (Buff Peter Dinklage & the Infi-knit-y Gauntlet)
Just because we're no longer getting ridiculed or shoved into lockers for being fans of comic books and sci-fi doesn't mean nerd culture is better as adults. Jordan and Felix fire up their flux capacitors to go back and figure out which nerds are more #blessed.
Ep. 39 - Spring Break (Thighmaster Wind Chimes)
The infamy of Spring Break is well known and Jordan and Felix are here to talk about it. Speaking broken Spanish, eating copious amounts of garlic bread, buying all products sold by Suzanne Somers... you know, normal Spring Break stuff.
Ep. 38 - Consequences (No New Friends?)
Obviously, a couple of bad boys like Jordan and Felix know all about consequences. Come hear all of our stories from the clink (and, by that, I mean listen to how we forged report cards, stuffed our bodies with garbage food, and disobeyed our parents).
Ep. 37 - Chores (Dog Poop Tennis & Chimney Maintenance)
No one likes chores but unless you live in a disgusting pit of filth, they are a natural part of life. From the basics like dishes and yard work to more complex tasks like sweeping a frickin’ chimney, Felix and Jordan get down and dirty to cover it all.
Ep. 36 - Exercise (Mr. Mumau and his Rod)
We're more adept at running from our problems than for health purposes, but that doesn't mean we won’t comment on exercise in general. Was it better as kids with our grass-stained feet and, frankly, too much energy? Or is it better in the present now that we know the true benefits?
Ep. 35 - Learning (The Scatting Episode)
Everybody takes in information and synthesizes it in a different way. Some are visual learners, some are tactile learners, some come up with excuses as to why they shouldn't have to learn just to become another cog in the government’s system, right, brah? Wait, what were we talking about? #Legalizeit
Ep. 34 - Breakfast (Marisol, the Breakfast Maid)
Sugary cereals, cartoons, your own personal house servant who cooked for you every morning... These are all relatable experiences, right?
Ep. 33 - Jobs (Hugh Hackman Goes To John Popcorn's Army School)
Sure, job titles change drastically as we get older and into our careers, but has our perspective regarding these positions changed overall? Also, one of us went to a job interview in flip-flops...
Ep. 32 - Popularity (Karate, Gymnastics, & Horny Drama Nerds)
No one ever stops wanting to be liked, but popularity inherently carried so much more weight when we were teens. What drastic measures did people adopt in order to climb that social ladder? And how have those pressures changed with the inception of internet?